Squish for Senate
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After much debate and consideration Squish has decided to throw her hat into the ring and run for U.S. Senate.
A vote for Squish equals a Fish in Every Dish!
Squish promises to SQUISH inflation, SQUISH crime, SQUISH Putin, SQUISH poverty, and SQUISH climate change.
She comes from Royalty and often is referred to as Her Royal “Squishness”. Squish is well read and is a strong advocate for top education for all Americans.
Squish is very thoughtful and can be seen pondering life’s big challenges.
Squish is a very hard worker and when necessary will just sleep at her desk.
Here she is working on new technology for air conditioning to help fight climate change.
She can be a bit overly optimistic at times. Here she is posing for her bust for Mount Rushmore.
Squish is actually starting an entirely new party since just having two main parties does not seem to be working out so well. The new party is the UNIFIED party. Her goal is to get partisanship out of the way and get everybody working together. In the very near future she hopes to finally get both sides together at the same table. Once and for all getting both dog lovers only and cat lovers only talking things out and working together for the greater good…(who did you think we were talking about?)
Remember her promise…a vote for Squish Equals a Fish in Every Dish!
